Last updated: June 15, 2025

Welcome to idletortoise.com (“Site”), operated by Idle Tortoise Media LLC (“we,” “us,” or “our”). By accessing or using this Site, you agree to comply with and be bound by the following terms. If you do not agree to these Terms, you shouldn’t use the Site.

1. Use of the Site

This Site exists to showcase creative work, projects, and possibly sell things in the future. You may browse, read, enjoy, and even admire. But you may not: copy, reproduce, or distribute content without permission; try to hack, reverse-engineer, or otherwise mess with the Site; or use the Site for anything illegal.

You must be at least 13 years old to use this Site, and 18 or older to make any purchases (when/if that becomes a thing). If you’re younger than that, go play outside or read a book.

2. Copyright and Intellectual Property

All content on this Site—including text, artwork, logos, images, characters, and designs—is the intellectual property of Idle Tortoise Media LLC, unless otherwise stated. It is protected by U.S. and international copyright laws. You may not use, reproduce, republish, or modify any content without express written permission. Seriously, please don’t steal.

3. Privacy and Data Tracking

We collect basic analytics about how people use the site. That includes: your general location (e.g., country or region); how long you stay on the Site; and which pages you visit. We use this information to make the Site better. We don’t sell your info, and we don’t collect personally identifiable data unless you willingly provide it.

By using the Site, you consent to this data collection. If you're not okay with that, feel free to disengage.

4. Future Commerce

Sales will only be available to customers located in the United States. Prices and product details will be clearly posted, returns/refunds may be limited or unavailable unless required by law, and shipping delays may occur. These terms will be updated accordingly if/when commerce goes live.

5. External Links and Third-Party Tools

Currently, the Site doesn’t use third-party integrations or services. If that changes, new terms may apply.

6. Changes to These Terms

We may update these Terms from time to time. Any changes will be posted on this page with a new “Last Updated” date. It’s your responsibility to check back occasionally and see if we have made any changes.

7. Limitation of Liability

This Site is provided “as-is” without warranties of any kind. We’re not liable for damages of any kind arising from the use of this Site.

8. Governing Law

These terms are governed by the laws of the State of Ohio, United States. Any disputes will be handled in a court of law located within Ohio’s jurisdiction.

Questions? Contact us.